Are You A "Washer/Waxer" Or A "Driver" ??

Would you rather use a California Duster on your California Special, or drive mach three in your Mach 1 ?? Below we compiled a list of ways to tell if you are a "Washer/Waxer" or "Driver". Feel free to post your additions as well

10 ways to know if you are a "WASHER/WAXER"

1. You have Mustang lawn chairs in your trunk that match your car.
2. You have a Mustang throw blanket to put over yourself while sitting in said lawn chair on cold show days.
3. You have a Letterman jacket with your Mustang embroidered on it, if you are married your wife has a matching one.
4. You keep a diecast mini version of your Mustang to put on your engine at shows
5. You have a professionally designed showboard …maybe even with dyno numbers, but no track times
6. Your Mustang is supercharged and has nitrous and has never been raced
7. Your Mustang is still on it's stock tires
8. Your Mustang has any exterior lighting on it besides head lights, fog lights, tail lights and side markers. (Yes, this includes halos on your headlights or fogs)
9. You can recite on que the number made of your Mustang, in it's color and with it's equipment package
10. You ONLY drive your Mustang on sunny days.

10 ways to know if you are a "DRIVER"

1. You have attended at least 1 track day or HPDE class (and you know what HPDE stands for)
2. You have had your Mustang 4 corner balanced
3. You can't remember what tires came stock on your Mustang
4. You can identify road courses by their shape (Laguna Seca doesn't count.)
5. You do not keep anything in your Mustang except your helmet and gloves (except maybe a fire extinguisher and your locking lug socket)
6. You can recite on que your rwhp, max torque, best lap, best 1/4 mile, best 1/8 mile, trap, personal top speed, reaction, what cars you've beat and what cars have beaten you
7. You blip the throttle on downshifts
8. You know if you are better from a dig or from a roll (and what speed, and which gear is money)
9. Your wife or girlfriend will no longer ride with you in "that" car
10. You drive your Mustang ANY chance you get, even sometimes when you shouldn't

I would say I'm kinda both too, but my car is NEVER clean enough to call myself a "Washer/Waxer"

6,7,9,10 on driver- nothing on washer waxer

I have 3-4 on washer/polisher and 7-8 on driver..lol  I used to be full on driver... But times  change... The nicer the car get's the less I abuse it... But don't get me wrong.. I still abuse it..lol   

Washer: 4 and I put it on the dashboard because I don't want somebody to swipe it.

Driver: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, (9 no girlfriend so no problem! 10 would be a yes because it is my daily driver but I recently bought a scooter to help with off road times)


Definitely a driver, especially 7. I get a lot of weird looks coming to stops and people think I'm being cocky but it's just something that I've learned to do.

Another way to tell if you're a washer/waxer, you keep two plastic tote boxes in your trunk. Box number one has car wash, wax, detailing spray, tire shine and microfiber rags and box number two has leather cleaner, glass cleaner and a Swiffer brush for the dash and vents.

I drive far too hard to have anything in my trunk with liquid inside!

Quote from: germeezy1 on August 01, 2012, 11:49 PM

I drive far too hard to have anything in my trunk with liquid inside!

What about a fuel cell?

I mean things that can slide around, and tip over!

I heard bossman was a washer/waxer....

(found this old car show pictures... real old)

I'd have to wax my car to be a washer/waxer lol

That was at the FOK Birthday show a couple years ago if I'm not mistaken